This one takes the cake!
It’s midmorning and he’s holding me tight. I’m lying there thinking how much I love him and just want’s to cuddle deep into his arms. All is bliss … I think.
And so he says:
“You’re stupid!”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
He says – again!:
“You are so stupid!”
Well thank you, honey! Goodmorning to you too.
Thankfully he couldn’t remember anything about it later on.
I awake when he says:
“One blue testicle, right?”
Damn! I missed what he said, I thought. To weird to make sense. But then he says:
“Those pants are way too tight!”
I’m guessing some kind of body part was telling him to turn over.
My boyfriend and I have an ongoing kitchen appliances battle going on. At the beginning of our relationship I definitely had the lead. He then went and had himself a birthday with lots of presents and he is now number one.
But one thing must still be nagging him …
He is sleeping. I’m lying beside him reading, as he says:
“I have a toaster” .
Ha! He so does not.
It’s the middle of the night. I sleep light. So I wake with a start, when he says (in his most commanding tone):
“Have you fixed the contact sheets?”
My boyfriend needs to take some time off.
Lying in bed with my almost new boyfriend. We’re in love. I think he’s awake as he says:
“Everything is exploding in the oven”.
For a while after I thought it was because he was explodingly in love with me. Now I know my boyfriend talks in his sleep.
